My next screening has less to do with technology and more to do with alternative realities and ties up my unit on simulated realities, and representations. I felt that during later parts of Synecdoche, New York (2008) the multitude of actors existing in the same space, but playing people that are in the same room was a good representation of the avatars created in Surrogates and A.I. This week was mostly intended to give students a break.
You probably didn’t see Lindsay Lohan’s last movie, I Know Who Killed Me. I’m pretty sure nobody even heard about it. In fact, people hated it so much, afterwards Lindsay Lohan went on that “crazy bender, crashed her car, and got sent to rehab.”
The movie was so bad that it got a whole 3 positive reviews out of 56 and an average rating of 1.9 out 10. Not even a 2. Not even a Lindsay Lohan sex scene could get asses in the seats to see that load of crap.
And now on YouTube you can see the clip from youtube embedded so you don’t have to go to the theatre to see that Lindsay Lohan sex scene (not that you even could since it’s long been pulled from screens), and you don’t have to rent the DVD either, since we’ve got probably the only decent clip from the entire movie right here.
That’s right, now you can see the one skill that Lindsay Lohan is actually praised for, and I’m not talking about her acting abilities (or lack thereof). If you’ve ever wondered what it was like to have sex with Lindsay Lohan, this might give you some idea. Minus her being completely coked out and a few large sex toys, I’m sure.
